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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this
one about three elderly ladies...

Three older ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in
Anna Maria Island reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated
with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy
for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger
and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could
buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I do
remember the guy you're talking about."
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