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Abie, the somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit
southwest, sent this one about how grandfathers don't know
everything.

4 year old Hunter was staying with his grandfather for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into
the house and asked, "Grandpa, what's that called when two people
sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?"

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the
truth. "Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse."

"Oh, OK." Little Hunter said, and went back outside to play with the
other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandpa, it
isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s
mom wants to talk to you."
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