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Dragnet, a very discerning gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this collection of groaners...

- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

- When a chemist dies, they barium.

- Puns concerning German sausage are the wurst.

- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

- I stayed up all night to see where the Sun went. Then, it dawned on me.

- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never
met herbivore.

- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

- I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was just a Type-O.

- PMS jokes aren't funny--period.

- Why were Indians in the U.S. first? They had reservations.

- We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no
pop quiz.

- I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job since she
couldn't control her pupils?

- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

- Broken pencils are pointless.

- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

- I used to work as a banker, but then I lost interest.

- I dropped out of the History of Communism class due to lousy Marx.

- All toilets in New York police stations have been stolen. The police have
nothing to go on.

- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

- Velcro--what a rip off!

- A cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy.

- Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

- The earthquake in Washington DC was obviously the government's fault.

- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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