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Another one from Abie, the shy and retiring gentleman who lives slightly
southwest...

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the aroma was
wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called
Cojones de Toro - bull testicles from the bull fight this morning. A mucho
grande delicacy!"

The cowboy said, "What the heck. Bring me an order."

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and
place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw
you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes, the
bull wins."
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