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The secret to long life...

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old woman, pictured above,
sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,
and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have indiscriminate wild
sex, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty," she replied.
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