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El Lobo Reservado, a sagacious gentleman from out west, sent this one...

An Arab enters a taxicab in Dallas, Texas ...

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because
he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and; in the time of
the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is
music of the infidels and certainly no radio ...

So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side,
stops the cab and opens the back door.

The Arab asks him: “What are you doing, man?”

The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.
So get your ass out and wait for a camel.”

You gotta love Texas!
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