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A Blonde Joke -

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
the young blonde declared, "Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "Well, little lady, why don't you go
give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later
in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning-fast
reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the
slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 other dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched
in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration: "Sonofabltch! THIS ONE'S
BAREFOOT, TOO!"
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