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From the East Coast's Abie and the Midwest's Huck Finn, I received this one...

The doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and
sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head
that said: "Don't worry about it. You are not the first medical practitioner to
have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single.
Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,
whispering: "You’re a veterinarian, you sick bast@rd."
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