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Tech Support Doesn't Always Believe You

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller: Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse, you fool!

Caller: Mm? Oh really? I'll send a picture.
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