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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives southwest, sent
this one about funeral expenses...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the
Holy Land for $150 or we can have her remains shipped back home for
$5,000.

The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have
her shipped back home.

The undertaker asked him, "Why would you spend $5,000 to have her
remains shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and
it would only cost $150?"

The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and
three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!"
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