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A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.
The taxi driver, who happened to be an older Jewish gentleman, opened
his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start
the cab.

She said to him, "Hey, what's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever
seen a naked woman before?"

The driver said "Lady, I am not staring at you. I am telling you, det vould
not be proper vair I come from."

She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs sweetie, what are you
doing then?"

He said, "Vell, I am looking and I am looking. So I am tinking to myself,
vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"
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