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A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill
arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along
the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.

"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed. "Why I've been to
Las Vegas, Reno and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York and
Boston, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean."

"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So, tell me," says the twenty, "what places have you been to throughout
your lifetime?"

The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the
Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church, the Roman Catholic Church the
Episcopal..."

The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
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