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There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding
his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in
and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and
starts drinking again.

All of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN
and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself
off and quietly leaves the bar. He is gone for an hour or so when he
returned.

Without saying a word to anyone, the little guy walks up behind the big
dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude clean off his stool, knocking
him out cold!

The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell
him that was a crowbar from Sears."
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