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Walking into the pub, Sean said to the bartender, "Would ye pour me a
stiff one, Liam? I just had me another go 'round with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Liam. "And how did this one end?"

Sean replied, "Well I'll tell ye now... When 'twas over, Herself came to
me on her hands and knees, she did."

"Ye don't say?" said Liam. "Now that's a switch! And just what did she
have to say?"

Sean replied, "She said to me: Come out from under that bed, ye gutless
little weasel!"
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