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Two Irishmen, Patrick & Mick were adrift in a lifeboat following a
dramatic escape from a burning freighter.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
across an old lamp.

Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp
vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.

This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver
one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out,
"Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and almost
immediately the entire sea turned into the most finest brew ever
sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness
as the two men considered their circumstances.

Mike looked disgustedly at Pat, whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Twas nice going,
Patrick! And now we'll be havin' to pee in the boat!"
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