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Three Rednecks: Earl, Jim Bob and Bubba were in the bar
having a few drinks one night, when they decided to get in on
the weekly raffle.

They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each of them won
a prize.

Earl won 1st Prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti
sauce.

Jim Bob was the winner of the 2nd Prize - six month's supply of
extra-long gourmet spaghetti.

And Bubba won the 6th Prize - a toilet brush.

When they met in the pub a week later, Bubba asked the others
how they were enjoying their prizes.

"Great," said Earl. "Just cuz I love spaghetti."

"So do I," said Jim Bob. "And how's that toilet brush, Bubba?"

"Not so good," Bubba said, "Reckon I'm a-goin' back to paper..."
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