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He Said / She Said

He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants don't you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa
and do nothing but fart.

He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said: They don't have time.

He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said: I don't know; it has never happened.

He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and handsome?
She said: They already have boyfriends.

He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said: A widow.

He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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