... He takes all the credit for running the chipboard and the Marlow website, but sources (Coco) tell me Newton (his dog) actually does all the REAL work behind the scenes- and NEVER gets to go on the fun trips! You are actually DEALING with Newton. Plus, David drives on the wrong side of the road and talks funny.

DOGS TALK!!!

SIR NEWTONMUTT
MISS COCOMUTT