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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew
the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Holy Bible
that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened it to the New Testament and showed him
at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, HEBREWS.
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