From 2+2 Forum..

I was playing 1-2 at Winstar in Oklahoma. I get seated, and as I'm waiting for my chips, unracking, etc the guy next to me gets felted by crazy asian lady. As he gets up he mutters, "good luck with the chip cleaner"

I thought maybe he was referring to her cleaning him out of chips.

I'm not sure if this lady is crazy, high or what but it was the most insane poker I've ever seen. As soon as the dealer pushed the pot, she would announce what she was doing next hand. Like "Raise 20 before flop. I tell you, I raise 20!" and sure enough she would raise 20 before looking at her cards. Some hands she'd proclaim, "ten dollar every time" and unless someone bet bigger, that's what she would do. unless someone re-raised her big she wouldn't even look at her cards till the turn or river.

She busted aces 4 times in 2 orbits with random cards, and had over 1000 in front of her and I'm thinking this is the greatest table ever.

Then i saw it.

As she was stacking her chips, she was setting some of them aside. Once she stacked them all, she'd pick up the ones she put aside, and start cleaning that disturbing/disgusting black crud that builds up on them off. So now I know what the guy meant by chip cleaner.

After she scraped about 5 chips with her long manicured nails, SHE LICKED THE BLACK CRAP OF HER NAILS AND ATE IT!

I sat there staring in utter shock/disgust and horror. the dealer had to top me on the shoulder to get me to fold my next hand as my mind was reeling at what I had just seen.

After she wins the next pot and starts to do it again I start feeling physically ill as she swallows another nail full of chip munge.