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Leno, an enlightened gentleman of keen insight who lives northwest, sent
this one about a groom-to-be...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year. So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger
sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never
did it around anyone else.

One day Sofia called me and asked me to come over. "To check my Sister's
wedding- invitations," she said.

Sofia was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that
she wanted me just once before I got married.

She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last wild fling,
just come up and have me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold! My
entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes,
my future father-in-law hugged me.

He said, "Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, my son."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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