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Another one from the files of El Lobo Reservado, a sagacious gentleman from
out west, about parking tickets…

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and
went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up
to him and I said, "How about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shlt-head.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one. Then
he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote...

Personally, we didn't care. We'd come into town by bus and noticed the car had an
Obama sticker on its bumper.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired ... It's really important
at our age.
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