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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives southwest, sent this one...

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start
washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?"
he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"Cathy," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder - it's Miracle Grow!

Guys just never learn, do not piss off the woman!
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