If you like your chips to come with a side order of variations, then this EBay auction platter is definitely for you! Today's menu includes variations from the Aladdin, the Carousel, Fitzgerald's, Flamingo, Golden Gate, the Sahara and Showboat to name just a lucky few. However, time is running out, so bid now.

Randolph - "Wilson! Where are you going?" Mortimer - "You idiot! Get back in there and bid, bid, bid!"