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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west, sent
this one about Jewish newlyweds...

A young Jewish couple got married and went on their honeymoon.

When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before!
I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You've got to take me home!!
Please, Mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your
husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what,could be so awful? What
four-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so very
embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me please!"

"Darling baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother
these horrible four-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: Dust, Wash,
Iron, Cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said her mother.
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