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An older couple decided to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving
their honeymoon.

They managed to get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same
hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service
breakfast, they begin eating au naturel/in their birthday suits.

The wife says, "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts
feel all warm and tingly!"

To which he replies, "Well, they ought to, Gladys. One is a hanging in
your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"
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