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Pictures Can Be Naughty

The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of
Guess the Animal.

The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. "Okay, boys and
girls," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?"

"I know, I know, it's a cat!" yelled a little boy.

"Very good, Eddie. Now, who knows what this animal is called?"

"That's a dog!" piped up the same little Eddie.

"Right, again. And what about this animal?" she asked, holding up a
picture of a deer.

Silence fell over the class.

After a minute or two, the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint, children...
it's something you're mother calls your father."

"I know, I know," screamed Eddie. It's a horny basterd!"

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