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Sugarloaf, a happy and exuberant lady from the mountains out west, sent this one
that she called the mother of all ethnic jokes...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk,
a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New
Englander, and a Californian) an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian,
a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New
Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani,
a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese,
a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese,
a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, an Israeli,
an Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian,
an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Haitian,
a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian,
a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban,
an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian,
a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, a Chilean,
an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian,
a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss,
a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans walk
into a fine restaurant.

The maître d' scrutinizes the group one by one and bars their entrance, saying:
"Sorry - you can't come in here without a Thai."
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