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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one regarding frozen crabs and the blonde stewardess...

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of frozen
crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
Taking the box from him, she promised to put it into the crew's
refrigerator.

He loudly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he
was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen
if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was really annoyed by
his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce
to the entire cabin: "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them for dinner.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most might believe.
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