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Every once in awhile I receive a male blonde story...

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road.

The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about
possible detection; in fact, the letters UFO were emblazoned in big,
bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.

The station owner stood and gawked in silence all but paralyzed with
shock. However, Tim, his young blonde attendant, nonchalantly filled
up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.

"Yeah," said Tim. "So?"

"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?"

"Yeah," repeated Tim. "So?"

"Didn't you see the letters UFO on the side of that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated Tim. "So?"

"Don't you know what UFO means?!"

Rolling his eyes, Tim replied: "Good grief, boss! I've been working here
for six years. Of course I know what UFO means - Unleaded Fuel Only."
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