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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor (Mature)... 1:13 AM, EST

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Max and Sarah, a Jewish couple, invited their redneck neighbors over
for holiday dinner.

The first course was set in front of them and Sarah announced, "This
is soup made with matzo balls."

Seeing two large matzo balls in the soup, the redneck man was very
hesitant to taste this strange looking brew.

Max and Sarah gently urged him to try it. "Just give it a taste. If you
don't like it, you don't have to finish it," they said reassuringly.

Finally, he agreed to give it a try. He dug his spoon in, picked up a
small piece of matzo ball with some soup in the spoon, and gingerly
tasted it. The usual mmmm sound could be heard coming from
somewhere deep in his chest, and he quickly finished the soup.

"Wow! That was really delicious," he said, "but I was wondering - Are
there other parts of the matzo you can eat?"

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