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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin. The reason is
because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

So he goes to a priest. He asks for the priest's opinion.

After consulting the Holy Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an
exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not
permitted on the Sabbath."

The man thinks, "What does a priest know about sex?"

So, he decides to ask a minister. The minister gives the same reply as
the priest had given him. Sex is work, and therefore not permitted on
the Sabbath.

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi.

The Rabbi ponders the question, then states: "My son, sex is definitely
play."

The man asks, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others
are convinced that sex is work?"

The Rabbi replies: "Well, my son, if sex were work, my wife would have
the maid do it."
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