So I waalked into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for Donna for our anniversery . I was shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.
I opted for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and take it home. I presents it to Donna and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for me....
Upstairs, Gonna thinks (she's no dum...my), "I have an idea ... it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

I said, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

I never heard the shot. My Funeral is on Thursday at noon. The coffin will be closed