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A young woman, holding her baby, boarded a bus.

The bus driver glanced at her and said: "My God! That's the ugliest
baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and walked
to the rear of the bus.

She took a seat next to a man who, as it happened, was blonde.

Sensing that she was agitated, he asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and he
certainly shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right!" the woman said, "I think I'll go back up there and give
him a piece of my mind!"

"Now that's a good idea," the man said, "Here, why don't you let me
hold your little monkey."
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