The Chip Board
Custom Search
   


The Chip Board Archive 22

grin NCR ~ Monday Humor (Mature)... 1:17 AM, EST

.
.
David, who loved fishing, had driven by the lake many times and had seen
some other anglers about, so he decided to give his luck a try.

On his first day of fishing he had no luck at all but he noticed that another
fisherman near him that was scooping in one after another. He just had to
know The Secret.

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are
using?" he asked.

The other man looked around and seemed a bit embarrassed. "Well, I am
a surgeon, and quite by accident, I found that human tonsil works very well."

David thanked the man, thought about what sort of bait to try next time,
and left.

The next day, David returned to the lake, tried a different bait and still had
no luck. Just as the day before, there was yet a different man reeling in fish
after fish.

"Excuse me," asked David, "but could you suggest a bait that I could try?"

"Well, I can, but I am not sure it will do you any good. I am a doctor and am
using a bit of human appendix."

"Hmm," thought David. It seemed that the fish in this lake would require a
little more effort than normal. He left, willing to give the lake one more try.

On the third day, David still had no luck. As was usual, there was yet another
man near him bringing in fish left and right. David wanted to confirm what
he already knew.

"Excuse me sir, but are you a doctor?"

"No, I am a Rabbi." replied the man.
.

.
.

Messages In This Thread

grin NCR ~ Monday Humor (Mature)... 1:17 AM, EST
Re: grin NCR ~ Monday Humor (Mature)... 1:17 AM, ES

Copyright 2022 David Spragg