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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife
goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
around the dog's private parts and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah right!" she says to herself.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife
tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet
and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's privates.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home quite drunk from being out drinking
with his buddies.

He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.

The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and very carefully ties it around her
husband's privates.

Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and immediately sees
a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back
into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's privates.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we
were... or what we did... but... We took first and second place."
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