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There once was a powerful old Japanese emperor who needed a new chief
samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world
that he was searching for a chief.

A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding position:
a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he
should be the chief samurai.

The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee.
Whoosh! went his sword. The bumble bee dropped dead at the Emperor's
feet, neatly chopped in half.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai, to come
in and demonstrate why he should be chosen.

The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh,
whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead at the Emperor's feet, neatly
chopped into four small pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is most impressive!"

Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to demonstrate
why he should be the chief samurai.

The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword
went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat
not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant to kill."

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