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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: Maurice Dusseault, 72, visiting
from France. Died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the
enormous smile."

He continued: "Second body: "Seamus McGee, 25, won $1,000 on the
lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one of all. Danny Earl,
a Redneck from West Virginia, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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