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Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night
and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here." says Bubba, "It's Zeb Jones' grave, God bless
his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," says Earl, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that
he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Jeb yells out: "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years
old!"
"What was his name?" asks Bubba.
Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, then he
exclaims: "Miles, from Georgia."
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