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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough
so the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife/cousin
didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, and then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see
how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me,
I don't want to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Georgia to see another doctor and get a second opinion.
The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.

This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it,
place it in a beer can, and then hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a
cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began
to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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