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On a hot summer day, a redneck cowboy came riding into town on his horse
with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree
and went into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned
the dog tied under the tree.

The redneck said that it was his.

The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

The redneck replied, "No way dog's in heat. He's cool 'cause I got'm tied under
the shade of the tree."

The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."

"No way," the redneck said, "dog don't need bread. He ain't hungry, 'cause I fed
him beef jerky this mornin' early."

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out: "NO! You don't seem to understand.
Your dog wants to have sex!"

The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead then. I always wanted to have me
a police dog!"
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