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On her first day in the second grade, Kimberly, a blonde, returned home
from school very excited.

With much enthusiasm she said: "Mommy, mommy, in class today we
did the ABCs but I said ABCDEF. Is that because I am blonde?"

Replied her mother: "Yes, dear that's because you're blonde."

The following day, Kimberly happily returned home from school and asked
"Mommy, mommy, today we counted one, two, three, but I counted one,
two, three, four five, six. Is that because I'm blonde?"

Again, her mother responded: "Yes, dear, it's because you are blonde."

On the third day, Kimberly asked: "Mommy, mommy, everyone else in the
class doesn't even need a bra, but I wear a C cup. Is that because
I'm blonde?"

"No, dear. It's because you're 19." replied her mother.
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