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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives southwest,
sent this one...

Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building
drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says: "You
know what? Last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of
this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around
the building is so intense that it carries you around the building and
back into the window."

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar,
but says nothing.

The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in hell
that could happen!"

"No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove it to you."

He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward
the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips
him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he
takes the elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man,
who is astonished.

"You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must've been just a
one-time fluke. That was scientifically impossible!"

"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps.

Again, just as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind
gently carries him around the building and into the window. He takes the
elevator back up to the bar.

Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious fellow drinker to try it.

"Well, what the hell," the second guy says, "I've seen that it really works,
so I'll try it!"

He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - rapidly passes
the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ...his body hits the sidewalk with a loud splat.

Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to
the first drinker, and shakes his head. He says, "You know, Superman,
you're a complete rectum when you're drunk."
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