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Did I read that sign right?

MISLEADING SIGNAGE

In a public restroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK
'THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR ELSE
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In a London office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF
SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,
WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET
A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN
AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS
A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS
TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET
WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD
ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
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