Answer: Johnny of course

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?

Answer: Mt. Everest ; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good
at this are you?]

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?

Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

Answer: Incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?

Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?

Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take
pictures.

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ....]

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?

Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place,
not first.

10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?

Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big
stack.