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grin Tuesday Humor... 12:01 AM, EDT

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Ten Questions To Keep The Gray Cells Active!

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and
he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?

10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?

Answers in a subsequent post...


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grin Tuesday Humor... 12:01 AM, EDT
grin NCR ~Tuesday Humor, The Answers...
only missed #3 & #10 vbg
Just missed #7. Thanks for the laughs!!!!

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