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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives southwest, sent this one
about a Vaseline survey...

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young
woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He told her: "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Can you tell me if you've
ever used the product?"

She answered: "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

He then said: "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex," she answered.

The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that
they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact,
I know that most people do use it for sex. I do admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been very frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it
for sex?"

The woman replied: "I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put
it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
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