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A Police Stop At 1:00 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1:00 AM and is asked
where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? And just who is giving that lecture at this
time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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