I was thinking about this the other day when a friend was telling about her new
Northern friend who was upset because her toddler is just beginning to talk and
he has a Southern accent. My friend, who is very kind and, bless her heart,
cannot do a thing about those thighs of hers, was justifiably miffed about this.
After all, this woman had CHOSEN to move to the South a couple of years
ago.
"Can you believe it?" she said to her friend. "A child of mine is going to
be taaaallllkkin' liiiike thiiiissss."

Maybe the real father is a Southerner.