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EllyMae, a most gracious lady from the Deep South, sent this one...

12 Times In History When The F Word Is Used.

(It used to be 11, now it's 12.)

There are only TWELVE times in history when the "F" word has been considered
acceptable for use. They are as follows...

1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

2. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

8. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

10. "Awe c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2002

And the new winner is!

12. "I need a Navy SEAL in my house like I need a @%#*^ing Hole in my head."
-- Osama Bin Laden, 2011

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